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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a baby and a pie? I didn't cum in the pie before I ate it."

"I need a volunteer to test Stockholm syndrome. Any takers? Edit: This is a dumb joke..."

"I started observing extremists Wanted to find out what made them tick... tock... boom"

"You know your old when you come close to shaving your nipple off while trying to shave your legs!"

"The difference between Flute and Piccolo Flute's arms don't grow back."

"There's no way witnessing the birth of your child is better than seeing your luggage come out first on the baggage carousel."

"Boomerangs are Australia's largest Export. And Import."

"What do liberals and homeless people have in common? They are always asking for change."

"I've been told I'm not ambitious enough... If only there was an Olympic sport for being a lazy bastard. That bronze medal would be mine."

"Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby? Paula Ab-doula"