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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable"

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"Reddit, here's a tasteless joke I recently heard from a bum who goes by the name, ""Joke Man"" What do you call two gay guys named Bob? Oral Roberts!"
"If Trump replaces Obama as president, Orange will be the new Black."
"What is the Difference Between Your Nearest Bus Station and a Crab With a Boob Job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"I like to paint pictures of WW2 bombers onto the sides of beautiful women."
"What's the difference between a South African prison and Leonardo Dicaprio? A South African prison has an Oscar"
"HR and I apparently disagree on what ""debriefed"" means."
"Kanye's acceptance speech on the VMA's"
"Jokes are like food... Not everyone gets it."
"What was Bin Laden's favourite brand? Jihadidas."