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Joke of the Day

"My aunt's ex-boyfriend's mailman's brother said it on Facebook so I don't think any further research is necessary."

"What happens when you get your girlfriend pregnant? You shove a coathanger up her vagina."

"EXORCIST: the previous tenant was murdered. You can see their ghost in the background of this photo SPOOKY GHOST VOICE: oooomg deleeeete it"

"What is the worst part about being socially anxious and trying to tell a joke to a group of people? You'll probably punch up the fuck line."

"Number 1 best thing about waterparks: boobs. I'm sure there's a number 2 best thing, but #1 has got me pretty occupied at the moment."

"What do you call a broken square? A REKTangle"

"I saw the middle eastern version of ""Horton Hears a Who"" the other day It was called ""Achmed Hears a Boom"""

"Just found out my wife has cooties. I'm headed to the clinic to get tested. So many emotions right now"""

"Don't let the correct punctuation fool you; I'm basically a 4 year old with good grammar."

"What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk? Hae girl Hae"