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Joke of the Day

"Whats a ghost's favorite kind of porn? Booookaki"

"I've accepted that my brother is never paying back that money I loaned him... I've lost interest, and I'm just giving up on the principal."

"A Brief History of Our Times: As televisions became flatter, people became rounder."

"1. Stand in sauna 2. Add 30,000 strangers 3. Take 2 steps every 30 seconds 4. Repeat for 12 hours Congratulations! How was Disneyworld?"

"Why is life like a penis? Because Women make it hard!"

"Dr: Your Mom is like regular moms except we lost her in surgery. Me: Did you just use a joke format to tell me my mom died Dr: yep"

"I stopped drinking and sleeping around Shit got too gonorreal"

"I downloaded ""ambient coffee shop"" track. Just low talking, dish clanking, & one lady yelling ""Finn. Look at mommy. FINN. You want a scone?"""

"I used to have a car that was made out of wood... The only problem was it woodn't go!"

"What's Grey and Comes in Quarts? An Elephant."