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Joke of the Day
"Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!"
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"*Feels the cool breeze caressing my skin* Cool breeze: I have a girlfriend"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? AYEE ya thought it be ARRR but it be the 'C'!"
"what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? father's day"
"The barman says 'I'm sorry we don't serve time travelers.' A time traveler walks into a bar..."
"What do tall people and black people have in common? They have no one to look up to."
"I think when a transvestite goes missing their face should appear on a carton of half & half"
"I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name... I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name Of Cleopatra, I straightaway laid claim. Ahead of my legions, she conquered my regions, I saw, I conquered, I came."
"Why are Wendy's burgers so good? Because they don't cut corners."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun."