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Joke of the Day

"How do you scare a bee? Boo bee. (Boobie - get it? - courtesy of my kids)"

"Click bait I told you it was click bait"

"If I can make even one person laugh on here then I'm not doing my job. The job I actually get paid for."

"What is the cheapest meat you can buy? Deer balls...because it's under a buck."

"""I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you."" ""A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?"" ""That's where I invite a bunch of your friends and if any of them come I'll be surprised!"""

"A guy asked me who's chips and cheese that is ""Nachos"""

"How does Moses make his coffee? He-brews it."

"Being the first to move in chess. It's a white privilege."

"President Obama is walking through the White House... ...when he passes former President Clinton. ""Bill!"" says Obama, ""what's going on? How is Hillary's head?"" ""Well,' says Bill, ""She's no Monica."""

"Did you see the frog perform in the opera last night? Why yes, she was absolutely ribbeting."