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Joke of the Day
"I figured out why Bono got in all that tax trouble. He got double U2s."
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"Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow."
"I actually loved the Twilight: Eclipse movie until I realized I was actually in an alley drunk watching two cats fight over a dead mouse."
"*gives gf a small gift wrapped box* ""aww what's this, youre so sweet"" *opens it* ""wait, is this my toothbrush?"" YOU DONT LIVE HERE KAREN"
"Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"PRIEST: The couple has chosen to write their own vowels HER: Shouldn't it be - HIM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"yo mamma so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest and the judges said sorry no professionals"
"why was 6 mad when 7 won her a stuffed elephant? because 7 1 1 4 9 2"
"So I finally got around to watching the Twin Tower attacks 9/11 would watch again."
"""Grandpa, are you sure you want to order crazy beef with ghost chilis?"" ""It'll Szechuan fire."""