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Joke of the Day

"When a transgender goes missing.. You put their photo on a carton of Half and Half."

"me at five am: should i sleep for two hours or stay up me at now am: Did my coworker just say ""email"" or ""bee jail"". what did the bee do"

"What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed? WASWAS!"

"What do they do when the Queen has a baby? Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby? Fire the dirty old Canon."

"A woman calls the nursing home to see how her father is doing... 'He's like a fish out of water.' 'You mean he's having trouble adjusting?' 'No, I mean he's dead.' -Mike Close-"

"the dvd logo will hit the corner of the tv screen if you wait 6 hours. thats what i did today. no regrets."

"Great news for the Texas Rangers baseball players Now that Ron Washington is no longer the manager, they are putting coke back in the vending machines"

"Knock knock (Me -Knock knock) (You-Whos there) (Me-Dew) (You-Drew who) (Me-Drew pecock) Say it fast ^"

"What do you call a midget mexican? A paragraph since he isn't a full essay"

"Why does Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house, that's in a black neighborhood."