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Joke of the Day
"Can't believe my dog just ran into Petco and left me in the car with the windows rolled up"
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"A baby frog just purposely threw himself in front of my lawn mower..... I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide."
"I was going to make a Pokemon joke But I decided Natu"
"HER:I love Tolstoy's take on the human moral struggle ME:*Trying to impress* See I prefer Tolstoyee 3 where Woody was in the trash compactor"
"Every cab ride for me is 75% fake laughter."
"Australia wants to secede from the Commonwealth to distance itself from the British Monarchy... It will no longer be a kingdom and it can't be a principality, so it has to be a country."
"What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator? An alligator."
"How do you get to the top of a weather beacon? Climate"
"My resolution this year was to learn Spanish, and that only lasted about dos weekos."