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Joke of the Day
"Can't believe my dog just ran into Petco and left me in the car with the windows rolled up"
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"the true test of a child is not how he treats his friends, but how he treats Minecraft villagers"
"What is white on top and black on the bottom? Society"
"Any leftover cabbage can and will be shredded and mixed with mayo - Cole's Law"
"What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ? Speaking Latin !"
"My favorite thing about single people is how they champion being single till they like someone then they transform into a hypocritcalpotamus"
"Somebody gets stabbed in London every 57 seconds. Poor bastard."
"Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way? He was galactose intolerant."
"Broomhilda & Django Broomhilda never knows when Django is in the mood cause the D is silent."
"A few women sit at a table quietly..."