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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator? An alligator."
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"Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes but I found it very difficult to get into."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. People repeating the same movie quotes over and over until words have no meaning peanut tambourine ocelot"
"Two Snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff buh dum tss"
"How do Jewish pedophiles lure in victims? ""Would you like to buy a candy?"""
"I went on a date with a girl who said she wanted to be treated like a princess So I strapped her in the back of my Mercedes and drove into a wall."
"[keeps slapping empty glass ketchup bottle until the entire cafe is silent]"
"What would The Beatles have been called if Ringo never joined? The Beatless"
"Why did Vietnam revolt against the French? Because they knew they would Nguyen."
"Peace in the Middle East, bruh! Hah, yah right..."