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Joke of the Day

"I asked my dog why the cat hated him... He said, ""Woof."" I was like, ""Wow, that's ruff."""

"Breaking News:Will.i.am has eye removed. Now he's just Will Am (I'm sorry it only works in speech form)"

"What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend? Your family has impeccable taste."

"A cure has been found for homosexuality. Lip balm you rub it on your arsehole and it keeps the chaps away."

"What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie? It's never ending."

"Why David shorted his surname to Hoff? Because it was too much Hassel"

"what % of the time are birds just chilling"

"HARRY JR: what do you see in the mirror of desire, papa HARRY SR: well if i look closely i see you mowing the lawn this morning like i asked"

"Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same? Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss"

"Damn, ref. Is your phone on vibrate? Because you sure as hell missed that pass interference call on Sherman!"