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Joke of the Day

"Even scarier than seeing a shark fin in the water is seeing a lion mane, because you know the chase isn't over once you reach land."

"TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway. Whoops, wrong sub."

"America's obesity epidemic is pretty shocking, until you remember that we're the country that invented flavored floss."

"""No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!"" -lie you tell at 18. ""No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!"" -lie you tell at 28."

"Did you hear the bad news about the Italian chef? He pasta way."

"After weeks of speculation that the new pope would be black... ...alter boys at the Vatican are letting out a collective sigh of relief"

"What's the difference between a peeping Tom and a pickpocket? A peeping Tom snatches watch's"

"Jokes about wife. First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive. LOL"

"Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep his nuts dry"

"I couldn't use my phone at the funeral It was a dead zone"