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Joke of the Day
"If athletes get Athlete's Foot, what do astronauts get? Missle Toe."
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"What's the difference between Jimmy Savile and a greyhound. The Greyhound waits for the hair to appear first."
"When does an Irish potato change nationality? When it's french fried."
"Swim up bars combine my two favorite things. Drinking and peeing in hotel pools."
"When life gives you melons, wear a low cut top."
"Today, someone asked me if there's a possibility that I know anything about Medieval music. I said, ""not a Gregorian chants""."
"Mona Lisa's Mother If Mona Lisa's mother were Jewish, she would have said: ""Mona, bubbeleh, after all the money your father and I spent on your brace, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"""
"I bought my son a puppy... I bought my son a puppy for his birthday but I accidentally ran him over as I was backing out my driveway. At least I still have the puppy"
"Baller is short for ballerina"
"What's the difference between a canoe and a jew? A jew don't tip"