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Joke of the Day

"I asked my mom why she forced me to go to to singing lessons as a kid She said singing is a skill I need to a choir."

"Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting? Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine."

"I masticate at least three times a day, usually at my computer Damn sticky keys!"

"May the bards singeth this song henceforth on the 31st of August Oh my god its a happening My balls I am a grappling A tree grown from a sapling On the day that was the fappening"

"A snowman tells another snowman. Snowman 1: Guess what? Snowman 2: What? Snowman 1: You smell like carrots ps. not sure if this joke has been posted before"

"What if Titanic was real and not just a movie? Crazy to think about"

"People keep telling me I behave like a man so I'm currently working up the courage to tell my husband he's gay."

"Mall cop wasn't going to let me park in the handicapped space. Then I showed him pictures of me dancing."

"Porn I watch so much porn, my screen saver is windex."

"What is E.T short for? Because he's got little legs."