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Joke of the Day
"How long does a dog's bark last? **Ruff**ly a second."
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"A pig walks ito a bar ot aother bar joke. Just my fuckig ' ' key is't workig."
"Get Married... Then you'll never have to make a simple decision alone again."
"How do camels have sex in the desert? They dry hump."
"Did you hear Nickleback became a footbal team? They're called QuarterBack now"
"What did T say to reassure V? ""Don't worry. I'm right behind U."""
"[Hardware store] ME: I'll take one of those giant forks. WORKER: That's a rake. ME: I'm gonna eat so much spaghetti with that thing."
"Women are like convertibles. They're a lot more fun when the top's down."
"I'm gonna kill anyone who says swag... ...They'll call it the yolocaust"
"World's most Ridiculous alarm clock http://youtu.be/cHHHpbVJiOE"