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Joke of the Day
"How long does a dog's bark last? **Ruff**ly a second."
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"I wrote a book It's called Oceans 2: The Seaquel"
"When talking with a woman in her 30s, it's super important to always pretend to be shocked when she tells you she's in her 30s."
"What do you call a self proclaimed straight woman? A liar"
"Sneezing while driving is my version of extreme sports."
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead."
"I once knew a girl called Inertia.... ....but I could never get her going!"
"9 years ago i asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today i asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"when i tell guys i want a baby i just assume they kno i don't mean a human one. i want a baby antelope, a baby hedgehog, a baby lizard"
"How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb? none, PETA can't change anything."