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Joke of the Day

"My teacher actually said this to us before out computing exam... Pupil: ""Will we be able to use the calculator in the exam?"" Sir: ""No, it will be disabled just like you"" No joke, he actually said that"

"Pretty nice 7 mile run, and I don't even care that that woman passed me because her cane was like a whole extra leg that never gets tired."

"The S7's are exploding as much as Muslims in the middle east."

"Top 10 Ways To Avoid Clickbait, Number 8 Always Works Well, this wasn't one of them"

"Astrophysicists still struggling to explain the Big Bang Theory: ""It's a corny show! We just don't get it!"" said one astrophysicist."

"scientists agree that following me on twitter is a clear sign you were classified as Above Average as kid and used it as an excuse to coast"

"What is the difference between a broken down bus stop and a crab with breast implants? One is a rusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"

"What do you call a snake that likes history? A HISSStorian."

"Are you looking arround ?"