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Joke of the Day
"What do you give to the man who has everything? Penicillin."
Next Joke
"I'm blonde. What's your excuse?"
"I made a girl wet yesterday. I took away her umbrella."
"I can produce silver just by sniffing. Smelt it with my own nose. **I'll show myself out**"
"One time we ran out of soap- -so we had to use hand sanitizer!!!"
"How do you test a pirate for crabs? Swab the deck!"
"There's really no sense in being pessimistic... It's not going to work, anyway."
"I know people say, ""Don't bring a knife to a gun fight,"" but if there's an unsliced cake at this fight, we're all going to look like idiots."
"I just wish my ex-wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, she's still alive."
"What do you call a burden of a bookstore A liabilitirary *say it out loud*"