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Joke of the Day
"I hope farmers are as disappointed as I am by the kinds of people at the farmer's market."
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"There's a one-eyed doctor round my way that gives out free body parts. He gives me the willies."
"a neanderthal scrawls a message on a cave wall, the etchings begin to glow red as he exceeds 140 characters"
"What do old people smell like. Depends."
"Aims at the heels, but hits the nose. What is it? A fart."
"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto."
"If nothing else, the iOS7 update has proved it's usefulness by automatically adding the little accent mark to the word jalapeno for me."
"What do you call the Italian slums? The spaghettos."
"Today's workout. Light weights. 1 hour parkouring rooftops on my block. It's surprising how many people have skylights in their bathrooms."