198419
Joke of the Day
"Cheating is such an ugly way to put it. I like to think of it as outsourcing my sex life."
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"Old MacDonald was dyslexic H-R-T-Q-P"
"What happens when you drop a piano in a mine? A Flat Minor"
"Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower The rest 2% have never been to prison."
"Why did the yoga pants come in last place? They were bringing up the rear."
"The bartender says: ""I'm sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light particles here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"After finishing my pint really quickly, the barman told me to calm down. I said, ""You're telling me? You just drunk my pint!"""
"Me: Leonard Nimoy died today. Co-worker: From Star Wars? *goes home* Wife: How was your day? Me: Leonard Nimoy and a co-worker died today."
"Did anyone else hear about the nasty crash involving a mustang and a t-bird? There was horse shit and feathers everywhere!"
"What did the earthquake say to the tornado? It's not my fault."