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Joke of the Day
"My Drug Dealer I don't even care that my drug dealer's a woman. She's a real heroine."
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"What has four wheels and flys? A garbage truck."
"""Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed."""
"I bet the LAPD gets a lot of calls about ""a lost, lonely-looking little girl"" that turn out to be David Spade walking home."
"Kinda weird how much we're attracted to each other's genitals even though they're gross."
"Q: What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have? A: Rep-tiles."
"I came home from work and finally caught the filthy bitch red handed. So I asked my daughter to please wash her hands if she masturbates on her period."
"To the Chicago Cubs Thanks, you've doomed us all."
"*driving my date to the ER* I told you my possum doesn't like direct eye contact. This one is on you."
"Why did the Bloody Mary need a restraining order? Celery Stalks."