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Joke of the Day
"What is the only difference between this year and last year? A building in Dubai."
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"Did you hear about the guy who OD'ed on homeopathic medicine? He had forgotten to take them."
"They told me if you put your newborn in front of an orphanage he would grow up an Orphan So I stuck my baby in the ATM machine so he could grow up to be a rich banker"
"Did you hear about the birds who wanted to go out drinking? They ended up at the crowbar."
"Oh, elderly neighbor: You defeated Hitler, yet you somehow can't figure out the car alarm?"
"A lollipop is like a normal lipop but it laughs a lot. Sorry."
"My boyfriend cheated on me So I convinced him to get matching tattoos... he went first and I went home"
"What do you call an unambiguous body of water? The Specific Ocean"
"What's the definition of a Mistress? Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress."
" You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why. Life gets worse when you're an adult. "