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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an unambiguous body of water? The Specific Ocean"
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"Customer: Waiter this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh sir."
"What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller? One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian."
"How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb? She says, ""Daddy, I want a new apartment."""
"Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer? He wasn't in the MahMoud."
"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? The hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."
"What do you call a broke actor? Johnny Debt."
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"Q: Where does Santa stash his money? A: In a snowbank."
"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom."