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Joke of the Day
"I hate autocorrect... It always makes me say things I don't Nintendo."
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"Wife: ""they're disgusting, they carry diseases, they eat garbage!"" Me: are we talking about your parents, raccoons, or the kids?"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer"
"What was Spider Man's major in college? Web Design."
"Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11....... a suicide."
"I have kids now... Their parents must be angry."
"Heard this from an eight year old: What's green and pecks on trees. Woody Wood Pickle"
"What if lollipops moaned when you licked them?"
"""I missed you today."" ""Awwww I missed you too."" *both frantically reload dueling pistols*"