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Joke of the Day

"I've been writing a joke about the whites, blacks and asians... But it's a bit racey."

"I received some food stamps the other day They tasted terrible."

"Because the unspeakable can also happen to men I bought myself a rape alarm. I'll be fucked if this thing doesn't work."

"I saw a hot dog vendor today... She was good looking, but I don't really want a dog."

"There are two kinds of people People who can count People who can't count People who are there for no particular reason"

"I came here to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."

"will you marry me? ""OMG YES! I love you!!!"" *imagines typing only 4 characters for 'wife' instead of 'girlfriend' on Twitter* I love you too"

"what do you get when you mix 9th grade literature with alcohol? Tequila mockingbird."

"Did you hear about the the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."

"The *REAL* Way to Avoid Clickbait Seriously guys, this is Reddit. What were you expecting?"