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Joke of the Day

"What does Damn Daniel and pedophiles have in common? They're both back at it with the white vans."

"What do you call a large group of people who spit on others? The Salivation Army."

"If you woke up in the woods with your pants around your ankles and vaselene all over your ass, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping this weekend?"

"If these seasonal allergies don't kill me, that person I just sneezed all over probably will."

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive"

"The difference between Flute and Piccolo Flute's arms don't grow back."

"Jehovah's Witnesses were the original pop-up ads."

"If you're going to have sex with someone you don't know, always ask... ..."

"What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency."

"What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two, and now it's a really touchy subject. Edit: I am can't word goodly."