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Joke of the Day
"What kind of deoderant did the nazis wear? Reich Guard"
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"Man comes home early and catches his wife in bed with another man. husband says ""What the hell is going on here?"" Wife turns to the man and says ""Told you he was stupid."""
"What's blue and fucks grannies Pneumonia...."
"I got 99 problems... 100 of them are related to my inability to count."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Ayyyy, tis true he loves R, but his true love is the C!"
"Why do you always see Santa with a full sack? Because he only comes once a year!"
"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi I'll let myself out now."
"When Adam and Eve ate the apple I remember thinking, ""Well, that's a sin, but at least it's original."""
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."
"I deserve an Oscar for acting like I can see a baby when someone shows me an ultrasound pic"