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Joke of the Day
"*Uses public restroom **Squats so long walks out with buns of steel"
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"What did one dog say to the other? How the fuck should I know, I don't speak dog."
"Going to a wedding today: Me: Do I look ok boys? 6: You look fine. 9: You look wow. Clearly I have work to do with the little one."
"What do you call a depressed dog eating honeydew ? A meloncollie"
"Here's a good joke! /r/TwoXChromosomes"
"Why is Shield Commander Nck Fury upset With another eye missing he can't see a thing. He has officially become *Removes sunglasses Blind Fury"
"On Passive-Aggressive Jeopardy, the contestants answer Alex Trebek in the form of rhetorical questions."
"Don't tell me what your cats' names are, I'll call'em what I want. Oh, Mittens & Snuggles? WRONG. THAT'S WILDSTYLE & THAT'S SNACKMOUTH."
"I've been considering studying abroad... ...but I'm afraid she might notice."
"I made a Wooden Engine.. Everyone was shocked to see that it wood work."