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Joke of the Day

"*replaces cream in doughnuts with mayo, tries not to laugh as Frank from accounting eats one...watches, waits, frowns as Frank goes for 2nd"

"A reposter reposted... And he was ashamed of himself."

"What is it called when Anakin licks Padme's Butt? An outer-rim job"

"How did I get out of Iraq? I ran"

"I don't mind going to work. It's that eight-hour wait to go home that bugs me."

"A female midget FBI agent went undercover to bust a drug gang by sleeping with gang members. She was known as the Little Fed Riding Hood."

"I have kleptomania but when it gets bad, I take something for it."

"My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate... So I got a second girlfriend."

"Last year I felt depressed and miserable, but this year I've managed to turn it around. Now I feel miserable and depressed."

"Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you......Fourty seven times."