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Joke of the Day

"As much as I disagree with Donald Trumps policies, we agree one one major and vital thing... We would both love to fuck his daughter."

"How many redditors does it take to get a joke? Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Armageddon ! Armageddon who ? Armageddon getting out of here !"

"What do you call a gay man milking a cow? A Dairy Queen."

"Do you know how we know that Santa Claus is married? Because he only comes once a year! Merry Christmas. P.S. I'm sure this joke has been told somewhere but just in case someone hasn't heard it."

"What did the Skunk say at Church? Let us spray"

"Not to brag, but I finished this 14 day diet... in 3 hours and 38 minutes."

"Did you know that Stalin suffered from bulimia? He didn't binge, though, he just purged."

"A man was asked if he would rather have a new circular saw or a ladder... He chose the latter."

"What's the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day."