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Joke of the Day

"I bought an extension ladder from a recovering alcoholic on Craigslist... But it only has 12 Steps!"

"If Obama is a Muslim extremist, then how come he's a gay prostitute?"

"Okay, let's hear everyone's favorite ""Yo Mama"" jokes! Yo mama so fat she needs a boomerang to put a scarf on!"

"1. Get tipsy. 2. Go into a tanning bed. 3. Pretend you're a panini."

"Me: Anyone else get the feeling their being watched? ... CIA: They're*"

"I learned all I need to know about how to treat my coworkers by watching every Saw movie at least ten times."

"Just Juan How many Mexicans does it take to build a lightbulb?"

"Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her car? She burned her mouth on the exhaust."

"I bet there is already someone who's put their number of twitter followers on a college application."

"Do you think Hillary Clinton wants to become President so that.. she can get munched out by an intern and cum on his dress?"