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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning."

"None, building it is a job for engineers. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?"

"I haven't seen a Brazilian as bad as Fred since Stevie Wonder shaved his wife's pussy."

"Taylor Swift told Vanity Fair she's not a ""clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend"" through various voicemails and texts at 3 AM"

"A romcom where I go to stop you at the airport, except I go to Cinnabon & then forget why I'm at the airport."

"I wish there was a show called ""Lifestyles of the Twitter Famous"" so we could all see how nice your mom's basement is."

"School buses are the clock blockers of my morning commute."

"*Runs into bank with gun* Alright! Everyone put your hands up! *Tickles everyone*"

"Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon."

"So is the 2020 Election Season open yet? Or is the succession now inherited?"