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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning."

"My sense of humor is so dark that my grandmother would have been very unhappy if my sister went on a date with it."

"My wife and I are both feminists But I'm a man so I'm a bit better than her at it"

"When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQegAi6d-MM"

"My problem is I take things too literally. Like when my wife said she'd give an arm and a leg to lose weight."

"Every day is a new day. For someone with Alzheimer's or Dementia."

"If my husband doesn't like my cooking, he can buy his meth somewhere else."

"if you're having a bad day, remember, there are people out there who have their ex's name tattooed on themselves."

"What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bail Credit goes to my friendly local pizza guy"

"ACTORS: It's easy to appear blind. Look near but never at someone when you talk to them, and if anyone says ""Did you see that?"" say ""Nope""."