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Joke of the Day
"What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday? Halloween Halloween Halloween!"
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"How do you circumcise a redneck? It's quite simple, really. You kick his sister in the jaw."
"What did the old fly say to the young fly? I've seen a lot of shit!"
"Why did Sarah fall off the swings She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there Not Sarah"
"*sees gf upset* Me: she looks mad, I should say something Brain: lol tell her she's overreacting Me: ok"
"How to look at life positively |life|"
"did you hear about the new tv crime drama? Criminal Mastermimes: the Silent Killers"
"Customer: I didn't order this. Waiter: I know but your meal tastes worse."
"Did you hear the one about the two gay Irish dudes? Patrick Fitzhenry and Henry Fitzpatrick"
"knock knock, who's there? An ass load of Brazil v Germany posts of which 5% are actually funny."