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"How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows? Dairy"
"50 cent filed for bankruptcy he only had 50 cents"
"*turns on the news* I wonder if things are getting better in the wor-- tv: AN ALLIGATOR ATE A BABY"
"What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice? The bag of rice can feed a family of four."
"the divorce rate among my socks is astonishing"
"69% of people... find something dirty in every fucking sentence."
"I farted on the bus today and four people turned around. I actually felt like I was on the voice."
"My wife has cancer and the doctor has prescribed heavy morphine doses for the pain and distress. It works, when I have taken them I can hardly hear her crying at all."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? Trump has never had a garbanzo on his face."