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Joke of the Day

"Stop making mini snacks, people. Never have I been like, ""wow this is a delicious cupcake. If only it were 1/4 of the size."""

"What is Donald Trump's rap name? Toupee Fiasco"

"Why Doesn't Donald Trump Buy Toilet Paper? Because he has some toilet-toupee."

"Going to the gym is such a great workout. I never actually enter the building, but the walk there is nice. Sometimes I even walk back."

"Everyone keeps saying they hate the smell of moth balls But I just keep wondering how they spread those tiny legs apart."

"LA has come up with a safe space, for people that voted for Trump And they're calling it Texas"

"So a woman was facing a judge in court... She was on trial for beating her husband with his guitar collection. The judge then says ""First offender?"" She says ""No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"""

"Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?? Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer."

"What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad? POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!"