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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? he drank his coffee before it was cool"
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"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my dick"
"Do you want to hear a short joke? Never mind, it'd probably go right over your head anyway."
"What would you do if you were a ghost?"
"I put the ""ate"" in chocolate."
"If I ever win the lottery and someone asks me for money I'm going to give them a dollar and say ""Here. Go play the Lottery. That's what I did."""
"Y'all are gonna be sorry when I figure out how to breed spiders and bees and my army of ""spees"" is stingin' and bitin' you and shit"
"Once all serial killers decided to compete for the most kills It was a cut throat competition"
"We both want it. My lips part. His do, too. The tension pulsates. ""I'll take the one w/ sprinkles!"" And that's how I got the last one."
"Scientist have created five monkeys with autism. They were promptly made mods of r/jokes"