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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? he drank his coffee before it was cool"
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"I've been driving with a coca cola can stuck in snow on the roof of my car for a week cuz 7 thinks it makes us cops. Stare all you want."
"During my school days I was living on baked beans. A house would probably have been a smarter option."
"They found the charred body rolled into an old carpet, locked inside the trunk of a burned out car. The police suspect foul play."
"I tried to do stand up comedy Didn't work so well since I'm in a wheelchair."
"Most of my family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the squirrels that it can be done."
"ho! ho! ho! why is Santas sack always full? Because he only comes once a year."
"""A pirate with no p... is irate!"" Friday is International talk Like a Pirate Day!"
"What is Jackie Chan's favorite drink? WA-TAAAAH!"