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Joke of the Day
"Can't find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly."
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"What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit? Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible."
"One of my lamps has a light bulb which has outlasted my past 7 relationships."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"
"whats the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn."
"Another Old Blonde Joke A brunette yells to a blonde across a river, ""Hey! How do I get to the other side of the river?"" The blonde yells back ""You are on the other side!"""
"According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the blood alcohol level is to be measured in Lohans now"
"If I could set people on fire with a single stare, a lot of innocents would die. ""Sorry sir, we are closed."" FIRE! ""Good morning."" FIRE!"
"I weighed myself today, then I ate the scale."