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Joke of the Day
"To quote my late father... ""Traffic is heavier than I expected."""
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"An astronaut squirrel, a snail that meows, crab with a whale as a daughter. Dear creators of spongebob, pass the drugs."
"(Rushes to hospital) Dr: Your mother is extremely critical. Me: Don't overreact doctor, she's like that with everyone."
"What's E.T short for? He's got little legs"
"Finally an international statesman supports Prism ....Kim Jong Un says it's a great idea."
"Annoy your wife by saying ""wow"" every time a chick gets out of the limo on The Bachelor."
"What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants? A dire rhetoric."
"What do you call a horse who goes freerunning? Sarah Jessica Parkour"
"What do you call Mussolini's flying saucer? A dictator ship."
"Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house ... ... she sits around the house."