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Joke of the Day

"People who eat ass have a shitty taste in sex"

"I'm not that great at hide and seek... I look in the mirror and I lose everytime."

"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His condom fitted like a glove."

"I used to work at Human Relations in the coal industry, but I got tired of all the miner details."

"What was the first thing Eve said to Adam after eating the forbidden fruit? Does this fig leaf make my butt look big?"

"lol no thanks my tires rotate themselves every day"

"This isn't working out. I think we should start making other people miserable."

"How were the Jews captured during World War 2? They could not resist a ho-low-cost."

"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because its the scenter."

"Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.. Ha, ha fooled you, I'm a submarine."