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Joke of the Day
"This isn't working out. I think we should start making other people miserable."
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"CNN admits to dating Fox News."
"If weddings were for couples there would be men's wedding magazines."
"How to get laid. A guide. Steps: 1. Lay on Bed 2. Wait 2 hours 3. Lay becomes past tense."
"I brought my cannibal friend over to a party... He sucked the life right out of it."
"What do you call it when a photo of gay lovers falls from the wall and shatters into two pieces, tearing them apart? Broke back-mounting."
"""It's a bird!"" [Superman zooms down to inches away from the screaming guy's face] S: Birds can't go that fast Sean. What are you an idiot"
"A Chick, A 1% and A Black Guy walk into a Bar and ask: ""What time is the next debate?"""
"Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused? His daddy was a mummy"
"Pooping is just like Game of Thrones. You either win or you die."