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Joke of the Day

"Why is it hard to sleep at night and easy during day"

"Every time I listen to oldies I'm like, ""These people didn't even have cellphones. What the fuck do they know about love?"""

"What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer? Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)"

"What do your mother and a marathon have in common? They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys."

"my friend's apartment building burned down so he's at his parents' and he still won't hang out with me. HOW MANY MORE FIRES DO I NEED TO SET"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ? Bologna & cheese !"

"Because United 93 didn't hit it's target, Osama bin Laden wasn't perfectly happy about the terror attacks. So he rated it a 9/11."

"78% of black people like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet."

"Two cameras walk into a bar... One says to the other, ""I don't expose you want to buy me a drink? The other says, ""That would be a negative."""

"Samsung have done well with the Galaxy Note 7 Sales are blowing up!"