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Joke of the Day
"Why is it hard to sleep at night and easy during day"
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"Made a typo writing this report and stumbled on the worst joke. Database Administrator: I love my database so much, you could say she's my databae."
"I saw someone litter a picture of Kim Kardashian. What a waist!"
"I run a support group for sex addicts They're all in the other room sitting in a circle... OH MY GOD"
"One blonde says to another, ""I slept with a Brazilian last night"". The other blonde says, ""Wow, how many is that""?"
"Dating Q. Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date? A. ""I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"""
"Are you constantly in a rush and have ZERO time to just sit around and relax? What the hell are you doing here then, dipshit ??"
"I'm with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen."
"Don't get upset if you hit a lot of red lights on your way to work. You'd turn red too if you had to change in the middle of the street."
"What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend? Antelopes."