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"If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?"
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"Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty."
"""What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?"" -inventor of Lucky Charms"
"What military branch has the largest biceps? The Army."
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"If that's his reaction to spinach, Popeye should never try cocaine."
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