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Joke of the Day

"Signs that your wife is cheating on you: 1. Wearing more makeup and perfume than usual 2. Acting distant 3. Sleeping with another dude"

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"A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan. The boy asks ""what gave me away?"" The man responds ""your parents"""
"Q. What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it."
"What do you call an avid gardener? Herb"
"Our Father, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name But Imma call you ""Hal"" for short, 'k, Chief?"
"What do you call a man with a penis and a vagina? Andy Tohaveapenisandavagina"
"A man walks into a bar.. Ouch."
"Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door."
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