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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a class for dumb gingers? Speckle-ed."
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"Sex Survey Says The Kinseys did a survey of sexual practices in a town. Half the town admitted they masturbated. The other half lied."
"If you watch The Blindside backwards, Sandra Bullock becomes so disappointed in her black son that she abandons him on the side of the road."
"Wrote Santa A letter asking for a baby brother Wrote Santa a letter asking for a baby brother. Santa wrote back... ""Send me your mother"""
"That voice inside my head has a different accent every time I read a new tweet"
"today i saw a dog barking at a ball and i thougt, ah yes, good dog. i too curse the very things which bring me joy"
"I used to hate having athlete's foot... ...but it's growing on me"
"I caught my brother sleeping with my girlfriend... So I decided to get revenge and sleep with his mom."
"Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side? He's all right now."
"A guy walks into a bar... and his alcoholism tears his family apart."