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Joke of the Day

"Boys will be boys. Girls will be girls. Koalas will be koalas. Just about everything will be the things they are. That's how this works."

"Hungry? The hell with a snickers. Look to her cleavage, you'll find at least two snacks there and maybe some stray popcorn."

"I also have a Vampire joke, but I won't tell it to you. Because it sucks."

"Salad tastes pretty good once you add some Nutella and throw away the salad."

"9/10 people actually enjoy a group rape"

"Treat her like a lady and she'll show you her inner slut."

"Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons."

"Weekend My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend."

"Best Kids Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock Who's There? Interrupting Cow Interrupting Cow Who...... (interrupting MOOOOOOOOOOOOO)"

"A Atheist, a Vegan and a Marine An atheist, a vegan and a Marine walk into a bar. How do you know that one of them is a Marine? Don't worry he'll let you know"