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Joke of the Day
"*professes my undying love to my microwave* *microwave sets itself on fire*"
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"Poor Will... He gets fired at a lot."
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"What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit? DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry."
"Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money."
"One beer please! *This is Starbucks!* Oh, my fault, I'm Bill."
"I don't make spelling and grammatical errors I invent new languages. You ignorant Count."
"Did you hear about the ex-porn star who got fired from the gas station? Every time he got close to filling the tank, he'd pull the nozzle out and spray gasoline all over the car."
"Did you hear about the president that cheated on his wife with a piece of fruit? He was impeached"