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Joke of the Day

"What do gay cows eat? Haaaaayyyy(gay voice)"

"What did the dog say after a hard day at work ? ""Today sure was ruff"" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P"

"Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket? Because it was a chili dog!"

"[son's football game] Other dad: which one's yours? Me: I can't remember. I just wait for him in the car when the games over"

"Can I man and a woman have sex while running? By principle, yes. By practicality, no. Because a woman runs faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down."

"Where's the best place to weigh a pie? [*singing*] Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie."

"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Ever try and take a rib from a black."

"Russian History in five words ...And then things got worse."

"Did you hear about the zygote that joined the army? I heard he was diploid. (I'll show myself out...)"

"News Headline: ""Nasa finds crack in Space Shuttle"" Well its got to get pretty boring up there on those long space flights."