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Joke of the Day

"Why are men great cooks.... because with 1 sausage, a pair of nuts and some milk it can fill up a woman for nine months."

"What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ? This is no joke."

"How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy? It depends on how big his plantation is."

"Did you hear about the priest who got caught kissing a nun? He was let off with a warning not to get into the habit."

"I love this joke today Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" 9/11 ""9/11 who?"" You said you would never forget! Sorry if this has been posted recently.. Could be too soon?"

"Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for ? Ref: The rest of the match !"

"Why is yogurt always in debt? Because it's Greek."

"Ok pregnant ladies. Today's the day! #LaborDay"

"I finally found a girl who is like my mother in every way! I brought her home and wouldn't you know it... my dad doesn't like her"

"Last night I found out you can make a lot of people REALLY angry if you dress in a Star Trek costume and also carry a light saber"