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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jelly & jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat"
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"After 10 missed calls in a row, I'm tempted to answer the phone just so I can find out who wants to be murdered."
"I once asked a friend what he would do if the world was going to end. He told me he would fuck anything that moves. He then asked me the same question. I told him I'd stand very very still."
"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus himself? You only need one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self"
"What do you call a prostitute that does both men and women? An omniwhore"
"You could be a ""Before"" model."
"Do you eat to much sodium? Na."
"I'm at the bar & I'm trying to convince this girl with a leopard print shirt to go & bite this girl with a zebra print shirt."
"If a website dies on the Internet and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound"