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Joke of the Day
"How do you get Dick from Richard? Buy him dinner first."
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"A school finally decided it's ok to show their students a documentary about menstrual cycles. It was about bloody time."
"what do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-oh acid"
"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A lickalotapuss What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasaurass"
"""No comment"" said no woman, ever"
"Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?"
"Mob bosses are donating a percentage of every gram of speed smuggled & sold to Thailand. They're calling it the ""Ice Phuket Challenge""."
"First, there was planking, then owling and milking, now there's Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be thinking, that would be great."
"Cop: Do you know how fast you were going, ma'am? Me: Do these jeans make me look fat? Cop: You're free to go."
"What does a redneck say for foreplay? ""Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"""