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Joke of the Day

"Reports say Bernie Sanders found on the mossak fonseca leaked list..... .....he tried to hide thirteen bucks and forty-nine cents."

"What do you call a religious termite in Hungary? Buddha-pest"

"A deer walks into a bar 3 people leave realizing how dangerous a deer in a bar is."

"A roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says ""I'll take five beers please!"""

"Do stoners just call it a five? Do native American Indians just ask 'Are you?' after greeting someone? Do Canadians buy smaller batteries by accident, eh?"

"Imagine the PR nightmare if one of these pardoned turkeys goes on a killing spree."

"""What are you doing tonight?"" Gonna smoke some Herb. ""Nice."" -guys who work in a crematorium"

"tomorrow is erection day for all the Asian-Americans."

"*runs into the back of wife's leg with the grocery cart for the 5th time* me: We meet agai- wife: Go wait in the car me: Ok"

"good cop bag cop. the first cop is super nice. the second is an Adidas sports bag. no suspect has been charged ever."